Modern Convenience Lover Mugs

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

Jane considered driving 35 minutes along the A34 before spending another 50 minutes trailing around the supermarket before wisely deciding to stuff it!

'I sent out for everything.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Hands-free laptop.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Santa Elevator

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Church Drive-Thru.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

Kangaroo Pocket

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."