Moderate Maverick Pillows

Wanted by the DNC: Someone, Anyone to Stop Bernie Sanders

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Guitar Man.

Gene Therapy

Popera!

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

I understand you all have names already, but if I want to assign my employees names I like, Margeret, I'll damn well go ahead and do it!

'You know you're 40 when...'

Conformity

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

In and Outre Tray

The Senior Fashionista

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'