Mobius Marathoner Pillows

A runner on an endless loop

'My feet are killing me.'

Storm in the out tray

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Go! Means NOW!

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Dairy Devil

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Biker Lawn Mower

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Electric bike.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Hell's Anglers

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Bad Hare Day

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

The Fun Run.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Jogger's nipple'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'