Mobility Scooter Champion Mugs

'I've given up streetwalking, officer.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Bradley Wiggins

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Brighton Rocky

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Drug testing for Tour de France.

Mobility scooter hitman.

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Nobility Scooter

Horse and Ponies For Sale

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

"Why aren't there more presenters with disabilities on the air?"

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

'It's perfect! A clean environment, a public transport system that really works and a downgoing unemployment rate at the same time!'

Bicycle race.

'Dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'

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