Mobility Merrymaker Gifts

Festistive Devices

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"It's the new mobile office."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

How's your midlife crisis going, Al? That turned out to be a false alarm, doctor. Today after a heavy lunch I realized it's just a midriff crisis.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Seamans' Hospital

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Mobility Park.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"When you said you were getting a mobility scooter, Dad, this isn't what I had in mind."

Nobility Scooter

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."