Mobility Magician Prints

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Domestic Goddess.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Team Leader

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

Free and Open Source Software.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'But I don't want to give you the impression that there was some kind of magic formula for my success.'