Mobility Aid Users With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Grandparents' 3-Legged Race.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Running in please pass

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Go deep."

Desert Island Cycle Path

A laptop and a wheelchair

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

Oap recruitment.

Festistive Devices

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Man and his dog each have their own motorized scooters.

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Zimmer frame with a spoiler

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Ferry tales.