"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."
Mobile Mindfulness Master Pillows
Find pillows that add a peaceful, humorous touch to their space. Perfect for creating a mindful sanctuary where your loved one can relax and stay centered after a busy day.
Where your mind & battle are los
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'
Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
Surfing the daily stress
"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."
Fight or Flight
"Try thinking about something else."
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
What else is there to wish for?
"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"You left your demons here last week."
"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."
"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"
Meditation
"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
The power of now
"Showoff"
'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'
Kid is 'Born to Text'.
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
Need an elevated state of mind too!
The art of yoga is the power of the mind.
"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"
Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class
'When are you going to learn to relax?'
"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."
Mobile Mindfulness Master Pillows Collection
Mobile Mindfulness Master Mugs
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Mobile Mindfulness Master Prints
Add a touch of serenity and humor to their space with prints that inspire mindfulness while keeping things fun.
Mobile Mindfulness Master T-Shirts
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