Mobile Message Duelist Mugs

Wild West Text Showdown

"Textin’"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"U R like so ded!"

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'Not more junk mail!'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

Priest and mobile

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

'Don't forget your p.s.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

'With all the texting I do, it's the only way I know how to type.'

'I've had it too... 'RUN'!'