Text Message Mischief-makers Mugs

"U R like so ded!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'Can we go back to texting each other throughout the day rather than a whole dinner conversation?'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'Stop texting each other! You're both standing right here!!!'

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"Give me a second. I just have to finish this text I started in the car."

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