Mobile Marvel Gifts

Reception full of people on mobile phones.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Cellphone Islands

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Turn down the bass."

The End of the Worker Bees

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

Swiss Army cellphone.

Less is less

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'