Mobile Learning Pillows

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Computer Room.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Here's MY information highway!'