Mobile Law Buff Gifts

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Upholding the Law

Ignorance of the Law

Judge

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Executing Detainees Using Waterboarding Evidence

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

"My agent."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

"He said his first word today - compensation."

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."