Mobile Internet Surfers Prints

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Textin’"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Dad Trophies

Trick or Tweet

Man doing a search on a computer

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You've got computer-breath."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Travelogue

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Online Shopping.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'