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"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"We don't talk anymore."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Two Generations of Readers

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Technological Dependence.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'