Mob Story Enthusiast Prints

"First, let him look at the night sky, so he'll realize how insignificant he is."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Mob Boss Runs Errands

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

Track'em Whack'em

"You talkin' to me?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

Awful Alternate Histories.

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"You bake one mean Pizza, O' Reilly, but..."

Awful Alternate Histories.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

Babe on board,