Mob Movie Fan Mugs

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

"You understand this was just business."

Mafia Shrinks

"Just because you swam with the sharks it doesn't make you a big fish"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

'You must be Tony Stiletto. I'm Tommy Big Ears. It's a pleasure to finally meet you.'

'Have you guys heard nothing about the environmental impacts of cement production?!'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

'Men at woik'

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

"Paper or plastic?"

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

"For future reference, when I say give it to 'im, I mean shoot 'im."

"The operation was a success. After a few weeks of PT he can return to to a full life of crime."

"I call shotgun."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"My wife slipped me some tofu. I had her whacked."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Now get to chiseling."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Pistol Packing Momma.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”