Mob Movie Aficionado Mugs

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

"Could we talk about a drug deal gone terribly, terribly right for a change?"

"Wait! Anybody that amazing with balloons deserves to live."

"We need rain."

"Looks like Lucky Louie wasn't the only one who screwed up.

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

Awful Alternate Histories.

'Say 'Sleaze.'

The Mr. Big society.

'Don't you see, Bruno, your promotion from goon to vice-president-charge-of-busting-heads is just an empty title without a pay raise!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Mafia Goes Green.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."