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How Not to Remember Names

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Party time.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

The psychiatrist.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"