Eating raw cake mix.
Mixing Bowl Licker Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for the culinary artist in your life? Our collection features playful items inspired by mixing bowls and kitchen antics. Perfect for those who love to cook, bake, or just have fun in the kitchen, these gifts combine humor and personality to inspire and entertain.
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
City Boy.
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
The Streets - Night
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
City Windfarms.
'I remember when all this was fields.'
Corporate Whore.
"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."
"This city is becoming unlivable."
Thumbing a Lift.
Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.
"You'll build another bug collection in no time."
"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."
"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"
Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'
'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'
"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions
"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."
'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'
"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."
Mixing Bowl Licker Gifts Collection
Mixing Bowl Licker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the 'mixing bowl licker' theme to add personality to their kitchen essentials.
Mixing Bowl Licker Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty culinary art—perfect for any kitchen nook or relaxation spot for the kitchen enthusiast.
Mixing Bowl Licker Prints
Decorate with playful prints capturing the fun of mixing bowls—ideal for adding a creative flair to any kitchen or dining area.
Mixing Bowl Licker T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts inspired by the mixing bowl licker theme—great for casual kitchen days or as a gift for the creative cook.