Mixing Board Enthusiast Mugs

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Mini Bar

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Bar Therapy

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

You can never over garnish!

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"Shaketh."

Skateboarding

'How much did you say your name was?'

'I hate rainy days!'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

'These geek mixers never work.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '