Mixing Board Enthusiast Mugs

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Mini Bar

One-man band rehearsal.

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Bar Therapy

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

Mary Berry

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

You can never over garnish!

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Skateboarding

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'I hate rainy days!'

"Shaketh."

'How much did you say your name was?'

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '