Board Game Mixologist Mugs

'Hey Frank! I've told you before that there is no cross checking in chess.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Mini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"A bloody Martian, please."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'