Misunderstood Techie T-Shirts

"I thought the 'Internet of Things' was about fridges and toasters!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Boombox

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The Final Chapter.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."