Misunderstood Soul T-Shirts

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Is this who I am?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'I hate my life.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'My kids don't understand me.'

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

Moral compass 2003

"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."

Penguins - one is skating.

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down

"Sure, we're all just tiny specks in a vast and uncaring universe. But some of us are bigger tiny specks than others."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Reflection greeting cards.

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

Joker in jail

'You Are Here' sign in desert.