Misunderstood Soul T-Shirts

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Is this who I am?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'I hate my life.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Little Richard

'My kids don't understand me.'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

Moral compass 2003

"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."

Penguins - one is skating.

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Joker in jail

"Sure, we're all just tiny specks in a vast and uncaring universe. But some of us are bigger tiny specks than others."

Reflection greeting cards.

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down