Misunderstanding Explorer Prints

'Help me out!"

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"You're fired."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Be open to help.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Shipwrecked.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'How am I doing?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

You are here...

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

Aurora Boring Alice

Welcome to the Midwest (A Content-Driven Geo-Political Concept) Press Accelerator Pedal to Continue Program...

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

Statue of limitations

"I think you hair needs washing"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

Complaints and Excuses.

'Memory Loss Clinic.'

Dummy excuses for dummies.

Presidential Bids.