Mistaken Identity Fan Prints

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Trump Mask

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'He's been shot!'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Mystery egg.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

The Three Wise Women

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.