Mistake Fixer Prints

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Waiting for Pants

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"Kick the machine"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"I had to improvise"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'