Mistake Corrector Prints

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

One way only.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Quality Control

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"Oh, is that today?"

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"