Missionary Work Gifts

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"All we have left is standing room only."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

World Production.

Europe and immigration.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

The Drone

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Refugee Crisis

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Please Give

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Cricketer's funeral

Thank you

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Social Worker

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"We must do something about these refugees..."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter