Mission Statement Maker T-Shirts

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'That's our mission statement.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"What are we doing wrong?"

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

Doing business in the same location since the dawn of time.

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"Alright, settle down! Settle down!"

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

Your Message Here.

"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."

China takes over the world (and the moon)

'Houston...the commander took his glove off to microblog...'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!