Mission Statement Lover T-Shirts

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Media Darling.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Queen.

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'