Missing Persons Investigator Prints

'It's the missing persons officer, sir - he hasn't been seen since last week...!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Ghostship

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Bribery and Corruption.

Newton's Law and Order.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."