Missed Target Medallist Prints

A Hole in the Dike

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

The Salesman

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Targets.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Bradley Wiggins

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"I really hate sales meetings"

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Nice bling.'

"What's next?"

Clearing up medals.