Missed Opportunities Gifts

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Oh, well... NEXT time my colleagues start a Lotto syndicate, I'll join it.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Woman out on limb

Job hoppers.

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"No promotion, but I do get to hold the laser pointer at the next meeting."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Honey, can you bring me a drink? I had the worst day. That promotion I was telling you about? They gave it to a mallard. Can you believe it? A mallard!"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

'Retail real estate slump...'

'Did you get the promotion?'

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

'Being passed over for a promotion is always a painful experience. It's like having a stake driven through your wallet.'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Penguin: 'NOW we get to FLY!'

'We can't promote you to partner, but I will teach you our secret handshake.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

This Is Your Life

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."

Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"

"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."

'I know what I've got to do to find a job. I'm going to Poland!'

Golfer missing his shot.