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'I'm Sorry.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I don't like the look of this."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Directions.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

I love Big Ben

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Rebels without a magic marker

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'