Missed Flight T-Shirts

"Flight 22 to J.F.K. Now boarding... Gate 46."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Birds Following Witch.

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

The First Kite

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Flight Socks.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

Man flying above the clouds

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"