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"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"