Mishap Mitigator Gifts

"I got a bad papercut from my health magazine!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

Drawing board disaster.

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I count four... and there should be five."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

"Yikes! That's gotta hurt!"

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

"When I said drop the anchor I meant outside the yacht."

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'