Misfit Appreciator Prints

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

Big business is not evil

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"...but, seriously..."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Good Kitty No More.

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

Waiting for Dogot

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"