Misfit Appreciator Pillows

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

Big business is not evil

"Here's your sweater back."

"...but, seriously..."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"Are you binge watching again?"

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Have you got it in beige?"