Mischievous Siblings Prints

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

President Trump blames loss of gravity on Democrats and China."

The Wolfman's Brother

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

"Why can't I give you a haircut?"

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

"Yeah...he's my brother. I inherited the cool genes!"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

Those bubble wrap kids.

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'