Mischievous Mouse-dodgers Gifts

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Christmas Presents.

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"I taught myself to beg."

Cat flap and mouse hole.

Mousehole Sanitiser

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

Mouse with Christmas Cake

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

'Bad dog!!'

"No, there aint no school today. We just burnt it down!"

"I plant to use the panic room if things get worse."

"Bloody Mouse!"

Not bad... How 'bout some cheddar tomorrow? And don;t forget the crackers!'