Mischievous Moments Admirer Mugs

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Malfunctioning geyser

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Misery lit...

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Children playing in a library

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'Moron.'

Law Books

Dog with chew toy.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"

'Ok, who threw that?'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'They say that six is the new four.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'