Mischievous Moments Lover Mugs

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

Tiny Visions

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

A thief steals a heart

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

Working from home

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

'Maybe she has allergies.'

The Devil's Advocat

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Woman Dancing.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

Thoughtful Dog

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

'I can't believe this - You let a MOUSE stare you down?'

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

"Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside."