Mischievous Moments Lover Mugs

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

Tiny Visions

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

A thief steals a heart

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Working from home

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

Woman Dancing.

The Devil's Advocat

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

Thoughtful Dog

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside."

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

'I can't believe this - You let a MOUSE stare you down?'