Mischievous Devils T-Shirts

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Misery lit...

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Children playing in a library

Law Books

How to avoid a heart attack.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Pandora's cat.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Watch for Children.

HisssssHerssss....

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Cat burglar.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'