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"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

How to avoid a heart attack.

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

HisssssHerssss....

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Tree's up!"

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"I taught myself to beg."

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.