Mirror Company Worker Pillows

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

The quarantine self cut.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Vanity artist

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A giraffe in a hat

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Rodin's wet blanket'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"A minute on the lips"

"You're so vein."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"How come you're always checking the mirrors at home, but never once in the car?!"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

The power of positive affirmations

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"I can really see myself working here."

Tunnel of Love.

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Cat science and literature

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Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.