Mirror Company Worker Gifts

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

The quarantine self cut.

Vanity artist

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

A giraffe in a hat

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"A minute on the lips"

"You're so vein."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Tunnel of Love.

"I can really see myself working here."

"How come you're always checking the mirrors at home, but never once in the car?!"

The power of positive affirmations

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Got anything in high definition?

Cat science and literature

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"