Miracle Hunters Pillows

'The Turin Cow'.

Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

Fairy Queen