Miracle Hunters Pillows

'The Turin Cow'.

Fishing with God

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Inkwell Genie.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Moon

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Fairy Queen