Myth Hunter Pillows

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Emma's Unicorn

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

The Press

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Football Delivery

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Librarian.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If only you knew. . ."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"